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Sunday, April 19, 2009

You know you're pregnant when...

To start off, something with a bit of levity.

You know you're pregnant when...

you decide to save time, and just mix dinner and dessert in the same bowl.

you know exactly where all the restrooms are at the local shopping center.

every commercial on tv either makes you sad or hungry.

you use your belly as a resting place for the book you are reading or your cereal bowl.

you can't paint your own toenails any more.

going to the bathroom 15 times a day seems normal.

things that used to smell good make you sick and things you hated before you now bizarrely enjoy.

you get tired an hour after your nap.

(compiled from numerous posts from message boards and other sites, feel free to add your own in a comment and I will edit the post to add it)

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